The selectors made a huge mistake by not using their brains while picking the Indian World Cup Squad.
Here is my pick – Just Unbeatable!
Even if they can’t play and win, well, they will buy it!
Why am I so sure?
ICC is headed by our own man – Shared Power:
And the Umpires will be:
Central Vice Commissioner C J Thomas
and inJustice Balakrishnan
And we have a fantastic cheerleading team too:
and the Indian Team’s Theme song will be:
To explain it all away we have a pair of expert commentators:
and Abhishek Singhvi
And the profits earned will be very safe too:
All other teams will be (Stage) Managed by:
Good Luck, India!